Kristina Brockwell: No is the answer....Harvard grads and most adults tend to overanalyze and can't accept the fact that the answer might be as simple as "NO". kindergarten children are easy to say "No, I can't guess it."That whole Time poem was written after this riddle came out as a possible solution. The solution is No. There is no way if 84% of kindergarten students get it right that the answer could possibly be time....Show more
Chi Alfero: Can I guess the riddle?No.Can I spot that it's illiterate?Yes.I would prefer 'champagne' with bubbles, and you can 'squeeze' me if you want me to pop.
Dannie Briseno: If you will be so kind as to tell me a not-so-famous, but funny joke, please do so... i feel like laughing, and my bro's been yellin at me for not coming up with my original jokes as easily, so i need some ( don't worry i wont take credit...) the one i laugh at the most/ most unique/ clever wins 10 points! =D
Lyndon M! attas: For some great ideas for funny April Fools Pranks check out this site: http://www.lolpranks.comAlso you can go to this page: http://lolpranks.com/category/april-fools-pranks/There are loads of good funny ideas for pranks on that site plus prank calls, harmless pranks, safe pranks, revenge pranks and more!...Show more
Lou Ravelo: I honestly have no idea what the riddle is and neither does my sister but if I figure it out i'll answer again. so No i can not answer this riddle.but thats sad that 97% of harvard graduates couldnt figure this out but 84% of kindergarteners could in 6 min. or less.
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Antone Youla: The answer is NO..the key is the last line of the riddle.
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Roni Kurz: Here is a pretty funny one, but it is short:Me and my older sister were watching MTV ! a while back. My younger sister was about four I think. Anyway! s, there was an Ashanti music video playing. My older sister told my younger sister "hey, I'll give you five bucks if you can guess who sings this right," and of course, my younger sister guessed. "Ozzy Osbourne?" she asked. Me and my older sister started cracking up. I still have no idea how a four year old would know who Ozzy Osbourne is in the first place. Haha, still makes me laugh....Show more
Toney Flaten: idk weird whats the answer all i got was an onion to make you cry and a balloon would pop
Kris Bozelle: Time.
Brittanie Zakutney: 'Time'The time has pastas man looks back with a sighand a tear in his eye.(...and I will make you cry.)As time is heldboys cross their legsbut of course the toilet begs(...I make guys have to pee)As time marches onGirls loose their blushand swap a comb for their brush(...and girls comb their hair.)As time passesFor those held hightheir end is nigh(...I make celebrities look stupid )As time catches upEveryone is equalwhe! n we get to the final sequal(...and normal people look like celebrities.)As time turnsWithout it we have flour and waterWith it we have breakfast for my daughter(...I turn pancakes brown )As time revolvesHow does one turn water and wineinto something so fine)...and make your champane bubble.)As time runs outThe more in a minute you try and squeezethe less you can do with ease.(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )As time ticksAll the time that has pastman cannot comprehand something so vast.(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )Time is the answer :)...Show more
Dionna Doyel: This Site Might Help You.RE:How can I pull an April Fools joke on my boyfriend?We are doing a long distance relationship and I want to play an april fools joke on him. However, I know for a fact he would NOT find it funny if I "broke up with him" or told him I was "pregnant". So please help me!! thanks!...Show more
Mitsuko Manne: We are doing a long distance relationship and I want to play an apri! l fools joke on him. However, I know for a fact he would NOT find it f! unny if I "broke up with him" or told him I was "pregnant". So please help me!! thanks!
Sherri Drakos: no
Lady Laflin: A colony of fire ants eating an elephant carcass?
Silvia Stclair: idk untill i looked at that mans answer
Rona Espalin: The answer is NO, I cannot guess this riddle. There is no answer that does all those things. And the reason that so many kindergartners could get it when Harvard students couldn't is because a 5yr old will look at you and say "No, I can't guess this riddle."BTW I only needed two more points to get to lvl 3, so thanx....Show more
Jorge Gerrero: time
Jesse Japak: Google: PranksSeriously, there are tons of websites on this topic with better ideas then I could tell you.
Laveta Fathy: Also, I am on his account that is why it says Tyler.
Autumn Vacio: How can a "male" be pregnant?
Emile Midgley: Love or turth
Kandi Lough: onion
Sammy Tabatt: Three men get snowed in at a ski reso! rt and have to get a room. When they get to the room, they notice that there is only one bed. They figure that this isn't a problem and that they'll share the bed. They wake up the next morning and the man sleeping on the right side of the bed said, "I had the best dream that this beautiful woman was jerking me off all night!"The man who slept on the left side of the bed said, "That's wierd, I had the same dream!"To which the man who slept in the middle replied, "Uh oh... I had a dream that I was skiing!"A girl that has a speach impediment/down syndrome is sent to the fish store by her parents.They tell her to get 2 pounds of the fish, maceral.The guy in the fish shop asks what she needs.She has a hard time saying what she needs to say.She says,rarararralkjgaldg,The guy working explains he cannot understand her so she tries again.He still can't understand so she puts her fingers in her pants and then has the guy smell her finger.He goes, Holy Macerol!!!!She goes , 2 Pounds! !...Show more
Serena Doak: If he has a car fill the things that t! he air conditioning air comes out of with flour... If your lucky it will blow into his face. Or just kick him in the family jewels ;)
Rashad Marecki: my boyfriend broke up with me two years ago in april fools, he was serious though. it wasnt a joke. we really did break up. i hate april fools day.
Tobie Oshea: My sister and i.. (not really my sister, my best friend) but anyways... we were really bored and were just thinking of stupid junk to do... so we decided to get a baseball bat, put a blindfold on our eyes, and try to knock leaves off of the tree with only 5 swings... i have no CluE what we were thinking but she didnt know where the tree was and she couldnt see... so she fell in the bush... i pee d my pants... then we came back and did it again after i changed and she swung and hit a truck.. i peed my pants again.... i love that girl..ahaha......Show more
Willa Holte: well its a little funny. This person sued this guy (in real life) for not putting the! lid on proply in her coffee. Or 3 guys in a airplane 1 droped a penny another a rock and the other a BOMB. a guy down farted and thoght the explosin from the bomb caused it. LOL.
Germaine Tieken: pressure
Oswaldo Rayburn: umm... the pic was funny but quite odd...**more answers plz!**
Venetta Coulbourne: oh my gosh...im one of the 97%? how sad....i cAnt even figure it out!
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