does any1 know any good jokes?

Oscar Wieland: A blonde and a legal expert have been sitting next to a minimum of one yet another on a plane from l. a. to long island. The blond replaced into drained and the legal expert says do you elect to play a exciting interest? The blond replies, "No thank you" After slightly the legal expert says "that's a exciting interest. I ask you a question and in case you don't be attentive to the respond you pay me $5 and if I dont be attentive to a the respond i pay you $500" The blond replaced into now fascinated. The legal expert says i'm going to bypass first and he asks "what's the version between floor and the moon?" The blond concept approximately it, did no longer be attentive to and gave him $5. It replaced into the blonde's turn so she asks "What is going up a hill with 3 legs and is derived down with 4?" The legal expert thinks approximately it, does not be attentive to, calls his brokers, they don't be attentive to, searches the internet on his computer, can't! locate something and ultimately after an hour of finding he palms the blond $500. The blond replaced into happy and went to sleep. After slightly the legal expert faucets her on the shoulder and asks "What replaced into the respond." The blond right this moment reaches into her handbag and palms the legal expert $5....Show more

German Thal: a blonde walks into a bar, says "ouch"

Adan Stribble: Yo mamma like a bus, caus she only $1 to ride

Javier Holsonback: *YO MAMA JOKES*1. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mama said, “what a treasure,” and her daddy said, “yeah, let's bury it.” 2. Yo' mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!3. Yo Mama is so fat, she leaves stretchmarks in the bath tub 4. Yo Mama is so stupid, that when she heard there was change in the weather she ran outside with her purse. 5. Yo mama is so fat, she wore leather pants to a party and when she bent over to pick up a penny, people sat on her booty thinking i! t was a couch. *BLONDE JOKES*1. What do you call a blonde that! dyes her hair? Artifical intelligence. 2. Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ''Look at that dog with one eye!'' The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says ''Where?'' 3. Q: "On an application form, what does a blonde put down for ''SEX?'' A: ''Lots.'' 4. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. She responded, ''Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.'' 5. A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?'' ''Why sure,'' said the manager, ''we have something that works especially well for that.'' A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. ''No, no! A little to the left,'' said the other blonde inside the car....Show more